圣经寻妻16法

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圣经寻妻16法
16 Biblical ways to acquire a wife
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找一个漂亮的战俘，带她回家，把她的头发剔光，给她修甲，给她新衣服。那么她就是你的了。～申21:11-13
Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. -- Deuteronomy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)


找一位妓女，娶了她。～何1:1-3
Find a prostitute and marry her. -- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)


找一个有７个女儿的人，给他的牲口打水，以取悦他。～摩西，出2:16-21
Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. -- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)


买一块地，是买地送一位女人的那种地。～波阿斯，路得记4:5-10
Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. -- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)


参加一个派对，然后躲起来。当女士们出来跳舞时，抓住一位，把她带回去。～便雅闵支派，士师记21:19-25
Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. -- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)


当你睡觉时，让神给你创造一个老婆。注意：这样回丢掉一根肋骨的。～亚当，创2:19-24
Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib. -- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)


承诺工作７年，以换取一位女士。然后被骗娶了另一位。然后再工作７年换取原先想要的那一位。对了，以１４年的劳动来换取一位心上人。～雅各，创29:15-30
Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a woman. -- Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)


攻击你未来岳父的敌人，把２００个敌人的包皮切掉。未来岳父就会把女儿许配给你了。～大卫，撒上18:27
Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife. -- David (1Samuel 18:27)


即使周围都没有对像，就荡游一下呗，早晚回找到的。～该隐，创4:16-17
Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative of course.) -- Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)


成为一个大国的皇帝，然后举行选后大赛。～亚哈随鲁王，以斯帖记2:3-4
Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. -- Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)


当你见到自己喜欢的人，回家告诉父母，说：“我遇见了一位……女生；现在请把她接过门吧。”　如果你的父母怀疑你的决定，就对他们说：“把她接过门吧。我们是天生一对的。”～参孙,士师记14:1-3
When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ...woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me." -- Samson (Judges 14:1-3)


杀掉一个男士，娶掉他的老婆。（但是要有心理准备，这样会失去４个儿子）。～大卫，撒下11
Kill any husband and take HIS wife. (Prepare to lose four sons though). -- David (2 Samue11)


等你的兄弟死去，就可以娶他的寡妇了。（这个不光是个好主意，而且是律法）。～俄南、波阿斯，申、利、路得记
Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea, it's the law). -- Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)


不要太挑剔了。以量取代质吧。～所罗门，列上11:1-3
Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. -- Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)


老婆？……不要了！！！～保罗，林前7:32-35
A wife?...NOT!!! -- Paul (1Corinthians 7:32-35)


成为无罪，为他人舍命赎罪，那么就可以娶一大邦人了。～耶稣，启15?
Become sinless, and die in atonement for others, and you can marry a whole bunch of people. -- Jesus (Revelation 15?)


哎呀，圣经不是这样念的！